搞笑英语话剧剧本 搞笑的英语话剧剧本

  (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
  指着上台处的门高声道)I’mnotafraidofyou! 搞笑英语话剧剧本
  MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
  smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
  thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
  (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
  MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
  Act一
  (尾声结束时,JM作窃听状)
  JM(拄拐棍上):Ican! 搞笑英语话剧剧本
  (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
  L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
  JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
  dearestmother-in-law”.
  L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
  JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
  lazy……
  L:But……
  S: Look,master (靠近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)
  T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
  E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) 搞笑英语话剧剧本
  T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
  E: But……
  T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
  E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. 
  E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
  S: Fat Pig!