英语搞笑话剧剧本 简短搞笑话剧剧本

乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话英语搞笑话剧剧本
  Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!
  Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
  S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
  Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
  S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
  白雪公主咬一口后倒地
  Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
  小矮人出场、围着公主哭
  Snow white wake up, wake up…
  音乐起,小矮人引着王子出场
  P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
  王子唤醒公主,公主醒了
  P:Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !
  S.w: Thank you for your help !
  P: My pleasure !
  音乐起,小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞
  道具:牛奶两袋,匕首一把,_实习心得体会范文戒子一枚,纸屑若干。
  第一幕:决斗紫荆城之颠
  旁白:A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
  Birdsaredancinginthecold .英语搞笑话剧剧本
  Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
  Windiscominginsilence.
  Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
  Y与X相遇.
  X:oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
  Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
  X:Excuseme, whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
  Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
  X:Iamximenchuixue.
  Y惊奇:Ar, ximenchui xue?
  X:Yes,whatiswrong?
  Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?
  X:Great, youknowme !
  Y抱腿:Please, please…学习心得体会… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!
  H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
  X:No, Imustkillyou !
  Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
  X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
  Y突然站起冷冷的说:Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
  X:Pardon!
  (Y拿出一袋牛奶)英语搞笑话剧剧本
  X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?