经典英文短句子

1、 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

 2、 Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

3、 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

4、 Evening news is where they begin with ’Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

5、 Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

6、 How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

7、 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

8、 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

9、 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 如果觉得经典英文短句子不错，可以推荐给好友哦。